farawaywithdreams:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER

SPONGEBOB IS REAL

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

(via missestreatyournose)

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themoonphase:

the-virginityclub:

me 

I JUST WATCHED THIS EPISODE

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

(Source: geizler, via gnarly)

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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via fake-mermaid)

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punkbae:

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waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

(via gnarly)

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intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(via distraction)

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rnessaging:

christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

129,581 notes

curtest:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

(via suptommeh)

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